Three days after Zidane lost it

the world's armchair psychologists have already grown tired of asking simply "why'd he do it." Inquiring Minds are peering deep into Zidane's psyche... and it's not pretty.

The Mirror takes us Inside the Tormented Mind of Zinedine Zidane and finds "a man of contrasts" who is "quiet and reserved off the pitch." But -- look in your browser address bar -- the paper's real diagnosis is embedded in the article's URL, which includes the text: "crazzy-name--crazzy-guy."

The BBC, meanwhile, has done its own psychoanalysis and concludes Zidane is a flawed genius, noting that "Sunday was still a final reminder of the human frailty of a player who so often looked like he was from another planet." What now?

But leave it to the amateur shrinks at Fox to tell us what they really think in an article titled Zidane a 'psychological' mess.